Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The Drunk One

There was a young girl,
naive and very outgoing for her age,
She and her friend went to a party,
There she got herself a cup of fruit punch,
But it was no ordinary fruit punch,
After her first cup she was staggering around everywhere,
The boy had no idea that she had some of the punch,
Until she started to hit on him,
So he tied her up until she sober up,
While she was tied up,
He recorded there conversation about how she's not drunk,
And then the next day he played the recording to her,
She turned so red that she looked like a cherry,
After he untied her she chased him with a bat.


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