Who Came First?

There was a chicken and egg,

But who came first,

Will we ever know,

Or will it still be mystery?

The Drunk One

There was a young girl,

naive and very outgoing for her age,

She and her friend went to a party,

There she got herself a cup of fruit punch,

But it was no ordinary fruit punch,

After her first cup she was staggering around everywhere,

The boy had no idea that she had some of the punch,

Until she started to hit on him,

So he tied her up until she sober up,

While she was tied up,

He recorded there conversation about how she's not drunk,

And then the next day he played the recording to her,

She turned so red that she looked like a cherry,

After he untied her she chased him with a bat.

The Excited Banana

There is a banana, a strawberry, and a pear,

They were outside a bar,

Having a really good conversation,

Then the banana saw the strawberries freckles,

And the banana got really excited by the strawberry,

And decided to peel himself,

The Strawberry and pear ran away.

Crumbing

There were two pieces of bread,

They were getting ready to be made into a sandwich,

But it turns out they were going to have to wait,

So they decided to have some fun,

After having there fun,

The man comes and spreads mayonnaise on the bottom bread,

Then slaps on a piece of meat and cheese,

And ate the sandwich.

Eat Your Heart Out

There is a lady,

She's in her bed,

She just been dumped by her boyfriend,

And lost her family,

So she decides eat away her emotions,

As she eats in bed she kept on getting more depressed,

It turns out while she was eating her ex came running through door to apologize,

And they make up,

Then they had some fun with the food,

And became a happy couple yet again.

The Smelly Cat Part 2/3

There once was a cat named smelly,
he was stationed at fort shelly,
only he wasn't a soldier but wished he could bolster the courage to sit on ones shoulder.

The Shy Rockstar

There is a man,

He is a total Rock Star,

He plays the electric guitar,

He takes the next step of rock to the next level,

Soon he became the next face of Heavy Metal,

But there was one problem,

He is very shy and can't play in front of people,

But he can make records of his music,

Everybody wants to see this devil play,

But he is by far too shy.