Who Came First?

There was a chicken and egg,

But who came first,

Will we ever know,

Or will it still be mystery?

The Drunk One

There was a young girl,

naive and very outgoing for her age,

She and her friend went to a party,

There she got herself a cup of fruit punch,

But it was no ordinary fruit punch,

After her first cup she was staggering around everywhere,

The boy had no idea that she had some of the punch,

Until she started to hit on him,

So he tied her up until she sober up,

While she was tied up,

He recorded there conversation about how she's not drunk,

And then the next day he played the recording to her,

She turned so red that she looked like a cherry,

After he untied her she chased him with a bat.

The Excited Banana

There is a banana, a strawberry, and a pear,

They were outside a bar,

Having a really good conversation,

Then the banana saw the strawberries freckles,

And the banana got really excited by the strawberry,

And decided to peel himself,

The Strawberry and pear ran away.

Crumbing

There were two pieces of bread,

They were getting ready to be made into a sandwich,

But it turns out they were going to have to wait,

So they decided to have some fun,

After having there fun,

The man comes and spreads mayonnaise on the bottom bread,

Then slaps on a piece of meat and cheese,

And ate the sandwich.

Eat Your Heart Out

There is a lady,

She's in her bed,

She just been dumped by her boyfriend,

And lost her family,

So she decides eat away her emotions,

As she eats in bed she kept on getting more depressed,

It turns out while she was eating her ex came running through door to apologize,

And they make up,

Then they had some fun with the food,

And became a happy couple yet again.

The Smelly Cat Part 2/3

There once was a cat named smelly,
he was stationed at fort shelly,
only he wasn't a soldier but wished he could bolster the courage to sit on ones shoulder.

The Shy Rockstar

There is a man,

He is a total Rock Star,

He plays the electric guitar,

He takes the next step of rock to the next level,

Soon he became the next face of Heavy Metal,

But there was one problem,

He is very shy and can't play in front of people,

But he can make records of his music,

Everybody wants to see this devil play,

But he is by far too shy.

Nothing better than bear love

A young girl and boy are walking down the street,

They came across a bear,

The young girl ran up to the bear,

And hugged him,

The young boy was shocked,

She then left him for the bear.

The Snoring Man

It was a rainy day,

A old man was sleeping,

His snoring was so loud it woke up all the neighbors,
And his snoring caused a windstorm that blow everything in sight,

As a angry mob forms,

They decided to go to the old man's house to wake him up,

They knocked and knocked,

He wouldn't wake up,

So they pounded harder on the door,

Still no sign of the old man,

Then they break down the door,

The old man woke up,

 And he yelled,

"What the fuck why the hell Y'all break down my door ya morons,"

After yelling at the people he chases them out with a bat,

The old man then falls back to sleep.

The One From Below

It was a starry night,

Not one one cloud in the sky,

As the night shone a young man was walking around town,

He was looking for a hotel,

As the night slowly went by,

He stumbled upon something on the street,

It was a young woman,

She was described by the man as the most beautiful woman he ever seen,

She woke up,

And glared into his eyes,

What the man didn't know yet was that this was no ordinary young woman,

She is a young devil,

It turns out she was really sweet and nice,

The man had fallen in love,

She walked really close to him,

And they shared a kiss,

The man blushed,

He never thought she would come so close to him,

The young devil started to love the young man,

But she knew that there two kinds could never be together,

She was sadden,

She told the man what she was and that they could never be together,

He tells her "fuck that I love you and I want to be with you forever,"

She was so moved by his words,

Then she decided to stay in this world for his remaining days,

The man grow old,

But she didn't because she is a devil,

When the man finally died she took his soul with her to the underworld,

Where they lived forever.

The One That Gave Up On Love

There was a man,

Slim and very handsome,

And he had a lot going for himself,

But he couldn't find himself a reliable woman,

In the past he has gone through lots of pain and agony,

He puts his heart out to the one he cares for,

In return she ends up stomping on it,

Or decides to use it to make her feel better,

But in reality all they want to do his use him,

So the man decides to give up,

He rather live his life to the fullest,

Instead of having woman using him,

As the man gave up on love,

He became a great honorable man,

And was able to do whatever he wants to in life.

The Sad Dead Soul

There is a dead soul,

Trapped between our world and the next,

His job is take lost souls to hell,

The Dead Soul never experienced the emotions of a human,

He longed to find himself a woman,

But he can't have a woman,

Because everyone he touches turned dead,

He tries to find a woman that wouldn't die from his touch,

But he never did find her,

As he continue his job as the reaper,

He eventually gave up on love,

And decides to kill the bond of love,

Since he can't have it himself,

Or can he,

 Will we ever find the one he longs for? 

The Beautiful, Yet Dreadful Woman

There was a fishing crew,

They were on the way to New England,

As they traveled through the deep blue sea,

They came across a young beautiful woman that was standing on a small reef,

She glared at the men, 

Singing a beautiful song,

Yet dreadful,

As the men drew closer,

they couldn't resist the song of the beautiful woman,

As they got distracted from her beauty,

They crashed into the reef,

The men were badly hurt and didn't know what to do,

The woman approached the wounded men,

And ate there faces with a rusty spoon.

The Smelly Cat

There once was a cat named smelly,

he smelled like shit and ate a lot of grits, but absolutely had no belly.

The bond of love

A man sleeps,

In his dream a woman appeared,

The woman was so lovely she appeared to be a goddess of some kind,

As he got closer to the woman,

She started to tease him by showing her beautiful skin,

The man wanted more,

But he knew it would go against his bond he made with his wife,

So he decides to try to wake himself up to stop the woman from trying to seduce him,

As he continued and continued to try and wake himself up,

He had no luck with this,

So he tells the woman he wont do anything with her,

She senses how much he truly cares for his wife,

And decides to lay off,

The man woke up,

Happy to see his lovely wife next to him,
 So he cuddled with her the rest of the night.

The Sad Child

There was a Child,

Crying and Crying,

She was so sad,

But she didn't know why,

As she continue to cry a river soon formed,

The river gushed down farther and farther down the mountain,

Until it reached a village,

There is a young little boy who see's the river of tears and follows it up stream,

As the boy walked up he came across a lovely rose,

It was a red rose,

He picked the rose and continued his journey up the river,

He soon appears before the little girl,

And gives her the rose,

Suddenly the sad girl became happy and started to smile,

As she smiled the little boy grabbed her hand,

 And they walked all the way back to the village,

There the little boy decides to play with his new friend,

To make her happy and to not have her cry ever again.

The Woman in the River

It was a sunny morning,

There was a man fishing in a river,

In the river there are many fish,

Some of the best fish in the world,

But not just fish,

Legend says that there are mermaids in this river,

The man was fishing by himself,

And he came across something extraordinary,

There was a woman in the river,

But not just any normal woman,

It was a mermaid,

She shone in the breaking dawn,

Her hair was so long it went all the way down her back,

She had the most beautiful eyes,

The kind of eyes that if you look into you can't stop looking at,

As she moves closer and closer,

The man moved in as well,

The mermaid then was scared by a nearby noise,

She swam away,

The man never saw this beautiful creature ever again,

He even continues to go to this river every day,

But still no luck in finding the beautiful mermaid he saw that day.

The Lonely King

Their is a king,

He has everything you ever wanted,

He has a giant palace,

Many Servants,

All the money he could dream of,

But yet he felt lonely,

The reason why is that he has too much power,

but no one to share with,

He searches high and low for his soul mate,

But he had no luck,

As he was getting ready to give up,

He finds the one he was looking for,

It turns out she was a former classmate of his,

He had a giant crush on her,

And she tells him that she had a crush on him as well,

The two end up enjoying the rest of the even together,

Soon later they decide to live together,

The two lived happily together for the remaining of their days,

Until the king had a heartache and died in the arms of the one he loves.

The beautiful Woman

Their was a women,

She was by far the most beautiful woman I had ever saw,

She looked like she dropped down from heaven,

Because she was an angel in my eyes,

So I talked to her,

I found at that she actually has a lot in common with me,

So I talked to more and more,

Enjoying every second i got to spend with her,

Then she told me she had to go,

I didn't understand what she meant about that,

Then she disappeared,

I woke up,

I realize it was nothing but a dream.

The comforting classmates

In class their is a wonderful friend,

She is very kind and sweet,

She tries to help out her friends with what she can do,

Even if I'm going through a rough phrase,

My friends always find a way to comfort me,

I enjoy going to school,

Especially since I have such wonderful friends,

I hope to keep these friends of mine,

And hope to continue to keep in contact with them,

Even when we are no longer in class.

The Crimson Flower

Their was a flower,

glowing in a beautiful crimson red,

Shining in the break of dusk,

Then a man approaches,

 admiring the beautiful color,

He decides to pick the flower,

When it was picked it lost all its shining color,

This sadden the man,

Because he wished to give the flower to his dying mother,

As this was her last wish,

But the man couldn't accomplish this task,

So ends up going to his mother with the dull flower,

It turns out his mother was actually pleased with the dull flower,

And she died in peace with no regrets,

The Broken Man

 Their was this man, that just graduated from college, thinking he had the good life.
He has a warming loving family, a beautiful women that cares for him deeply, and plans to take his future and start his own business, but it turns out that he can't afford his business and goes bankrupt. As he approaches deep depression his girlfriend decides to cheat on him with his brother, and leaves him for his brother. If it couldn't be any worse, his family decides to take all his money and he ends up leaving on the streets as a poor man trying to make a living, will he ever make a living, or will he continue being depressed for the remaining of his life?

When Light turns to Dark

The day goes by slowly,

I thought to myself, that this day will never end,

as the day goes by my boredom continues to grow,

I decided to do something,

But it turns out I can't do anything, 

because there is nothing to do,

As I continued in my slothfulness,

I finally approach the end of the day,

And I couldn't be anymore happier!